The Top 10 Reasons to Hire Craig McGuire
10. Car break down? You can borrow Craig’s helicopter whenever you want. He doesn’t need it. He can fly.
9. Having a bad day? Smack Craig in the face a few times. Go ahead, he can take it. He can take anything.
8. How loyal is Craig? If you jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, Craig will follow. No questions asked.
7. Looking for a team player? Craig will let you wear his Super Bowl ring.
6. Is punctuality important? Craig is never late and never blows deadlines. He’s mastered time travel.
5. What about problem-solving skills? It is true what they say: Craig can divide by zero.
4. How about his mechanics? Craig’s prose is all-powerful, his style flame-retardant, and he has a mighty vocabulary of steel. (He still has a slight problem with humility, but the therapy is working.)
3. You want brand extension? Craig will shave your logo into his head, rename his children for your brands, and tattoo your slogan across his chest, then mightily stride down Broadway, even on those cold winter days.
2. People like Craig. Facebook had to shut down Craig’s page after just 10 minutes when a virtual stampede threatened to overwhelm its global server infrastructure.
1. Why Hire Craig McGuire? Because it just makes sense.
The Real Top 10 Reasons to Hire Craig McGuire
10. Versatility More than a decade of experience at various types of media outlets (print, online, digital wireless), covering a wide range of topics.
9. Range Possesses a unique grasp of numerous topics, from lifestyles and politics, to entertainment and consumer technology. The common denominator is quality.
8. Training Holds a Master's degree from Columbia University's J-school, but also cut his teeth working a community beat in Brooklyn, USA; followed by several successful financial, business and technology positions.
7. One-Stop-Shopping Offers a well-rounded blend of writing and editing skills, as well as pagination, search engine optimization and many other production abilities.
6. Network More than 10 years of senior editorial experience, and an extensive rolodex of writers, developers, SEO specialists, photographers, and graphic artists both in New York and across the country.
5. Accountable Maintains control of several simultaneous assignments, and always brings them in on deadline.
4. Capable Is tenacious, enterprising, resourceful, and results-oriented.
3. Did we Mention Capable? Has the ability to solve problems with sound professional judgment and a minimum of supervision.
2. People Like Craig McGuire He has the personal and professional respect of past and present editors, with references and contacts available upon request.
1. Why Hire Craig McGuire? Because it just makes sense.
An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate.
~Chateaubriand, Le Génie du Christianisme, 1802
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